how to boys
foie:
- greet
- chat
- chat
- chat
- joke
- joke
- joke
- joke
- compliment appearance
- compliment personality
- flirt
- flirt
- flirt
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- amorous hug
- amorous hug
- first kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- make out
- make out
- make out
- make out
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- propose
Posted on 5/20/2013 with 62,593 notes
f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY
Posted on 5/20/2013 with 31,695 notes
im just getting lazier and uglier every day better quit while im still ahead
Posted on 5/20/2013 with 14,788 notes
When 6th graders complain about how hard school is
Posted on 5/19/2013 with 28,993 notes
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
and do the harlem shake
Posted on 5/19/2013 with 166,756 notes
Your life will improve tremendously by eliminating these simple mistakes from your daily lives!
SO THATS WHY IM STILL FAT AS HELL
I’m doing about 90% of these omg
Posted on 5/19/2013 with 46,674 notes
the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything
Posted on 5/19/2013 with 38,905 notes
i wish i had an accent
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there we go
Posted on 5/19/2013 with 39,364 notes
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