aldcperfection:

When 6th graders complain about how hard school is

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nishlo:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

  • bop it
  • pull it
  • twist it
  • harder
  • better
  • faster
  • stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

and do the harlem shake

Working out but you're not losing weight? You're probably doing THESE simple mistakes.

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SO THATS WHY IM STILL FAT AS HELL

I’m doing about 90% of these omg

the worst part about having a crush on someone is everything

rneerkat:

i wish i had an accent

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there we go

you is kind,

you is smart,

you is important,

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