After I finish talking to the person I like.
yugoswagic:

hot guy at target bagging my bra

yugoswagic:

hot guy at target bagging my bra

takingtheangeltoisengard:

sasstiel-sassbutt:

negativefuck:

phisting:

LITERALLY EVERYONE IS IN A BAD MOOD 

HOW CAN YOU BE IN A BAD MOOD IF THIS GIF EXISTS 

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so did we just prove that chris hemsworth is a smiling rabbit or

yep

ditch-able-prom-date:

thetableistryingtoeatme:

Shout out to all the religious kids who keep their beliefs to themselves in the middle of science class.

shout out also to the atheists who don’t shit on everyone else’s beliefs “because science”

my-angel-of-thursday:

markpelledreamy:

the-perks-of-being-a-megan:

gan-firling:

lestradescakeprintthong:

dirk-gives-ironic-head:

moriartyisqueen:

Mitt Romney goes to prom
Mitt Promney

Mitt Romney goes for food

Mitt Nomney

Mitt Romney gets a sex change 

Mitt Momney

Mitt Romney is explosive
Mitt Bombney

Mitt Romney can’t sleep

Mitt Insomney

Mitt Romney loses the election

Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney is on Supernatural

Dick Roman 

i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:

So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”.  The teacher said “so you’re adopted”.  THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.  

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venomkid-64:

omg tumblr, stop, you’re drunk.

h0odrich:

It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class

“oh my god i’m so fat!!!!!”

 

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