what’s the richest kind of air
billionaire
i lost 2 followers from this in like 6 seconds
“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
- Tumblr: Only a heartless person would scroll pa-
- Me: *Scrolls past*
*accidentally opens undesired program* *heart races as i try to force quit before it can fully open*
mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
In honour of Finding Dory being announced, here is a transparent Peach the Starfish for your blog ★
(◕‿◕) i want the school year to end already (◕‿◕)
when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe” and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life
j4ya:
MY FRIEND DIANE MADE A ZIPLOC BAG JACKET
she is the future
SNACK JACKET
SNACKET
