caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

bidenette:

it was the besta bynes

it was the worsta bynes

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

spacegiants:

mensrightsactivist:

(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)

pastthemoonandthestars:

i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet 

if i had to choose a sentence to describe myself this would be it

gelatins:

if you change the source of my post i’ll change the source of your life

best-of-funny:

burningbrigids:

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

what the fuck is going on

imagine how is touch the suck

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